 i want u 2 know dat our friendship [Funny SMS]i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again |
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| At dis moment in time 10 million people [Funny SMS]At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! |
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I'm a killer, i kill people for money [Funny SMS]I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! |
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| First the engagement ring [Funny SMS]First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!!! |
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| What happend 2 ur mobile? [Funny SMS]What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. |
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| Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year [Funny SMS]Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! |
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| If ur world is spining Round & Round [Funny SMS]If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast, do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... |
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| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE? [Funny SMS]Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... |
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| When i open my eyes every morning [Funny SMS]When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! |
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| Help ever... hurt never... [Friendship SMS]Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...! |
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