 I've learned that you cannot make someone love youI've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =) |
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| Congrats! Your phone has been installedCONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces... :P |
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| I really deeply wish tat u r hereI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together to show u my glow in the dark watch. |
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| I really deeply wishI really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. |
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He came at nightHe came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
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WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPSQ. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES. |
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| A Guy picks up a girl 4 the dateA Guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt. |
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| Come here, take off urs pants and knickersCome here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! |
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| Always start your day with a lot of... S E X SAlways start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. |
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